i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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