3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I got inside last night via doggy door
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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