I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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