I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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