doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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