I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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