yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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