and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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