quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Randomize
