If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She bit a glass in half.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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