I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
