Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Randomize
