before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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