IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
