She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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