either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
