if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just blew my weed a kiss
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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