I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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