Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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