It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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