just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
It's shark week go big or go home
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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