you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Randomize
