And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Randomize
