I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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