i was rollin on her like bob the builder
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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