I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
