i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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