I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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