We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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