I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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