i permit you to call me
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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