dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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