She announced her abortion via fbk
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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