Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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