I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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