It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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