So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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