Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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