I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
sex in a hospital.. check
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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