If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize