can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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