Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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