I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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