ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
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