im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He told me they were just razor bumps!
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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