Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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