I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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