So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Randomize
