i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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