so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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