i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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