I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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