forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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