i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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