Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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